Tomorrow (or actually, probably early Friday morning) we're going to start our recaps of Survivor episodes. For the time being, we thought we'd just give a little rundown of the first episode.Find out what we thought of the castaways after the jump.
Best Moments:
1) When Sandy couldn't find the idol, even though the clues couldn't have been any more clear. Who doesn't know what a pace is? Seriously?
2) When Erinn said that her first impression of Tyson was that he looks like a good guy to have around, and hesaid his impression of Erinn was that she looked like a bitch. Ouch.
3) When the black tribe (Timbira) came back from behind to win the Immunity Idol. They're our favorite, and it's super annoying when our favorite tribe doesn't do well. So...yay!
4) When Carolina told Sandy how sad she was that Sandy was going to be going home. We always love it when they're completely oblivious.
Bottom Four:
1) Coach – He says his plan is to shake up the game so that it’s no longer the weak people who win. Great idea. I can’t wait for a final five filled with a bunch of dumb meatheads. Did he miss the outwit part of the Survivor tagline? Also, did you see his hair?
2) Sandy – This lady is all sorts of crazy. The fact that she had an outburst when her tribe voted for her doesn’t bode well for her future in the game. She should have been trying to butter them up, not alienate herself further.
3) Carolina – The idea of cleaning up the outdoors is ridiculous, and so was her voice. Good riddance.
4) Erinn – We didn't see much of her, but what we did see didn't really impress. Plus, she's already in the bottom four just for spelling her name with two Ns.
Core Four:
1) Sierra – Knowing that she made a bad first impression on her tribe, she build them a whole camp instead of selfishly searching for the idol. Then she did well in the challenge, completely changing her tribe’s opinion of her (except Coach’s, but he’s a moron).
2) Tyson – We all know that Survivor loves an exhibitionist, and Tyson looks a lot better naked than Richard Hatch. Plus, he kind of kicked ass at the challenge.
3) JT – We fully recognize that he might end up annoying the crap out of us, but we love us a good country boy. Also, he said that getting along with his tribemates is going to be the hardest part of the game for him, so at least he’s self aware.
4) Brendan – We barely saw any of him, but the fact that he didn’t buy into Coach’s bullshit automatically makes us like him.
1) When Sandy couldn't find the idol, even though the clues couldn't have been any more clear. Who doesn't know what a pace is? Seriously?
2) When Erinn said that her first impression of Tyson was that he looks like a good guy to have around, and hesaid his impression of Erinn was that she looked like a bitch. Ouch.
3) When the black tribe (Timbira) came back from behind to win the Immunity Idol. They're our favorite, and it's super annoying when our favorite tribe doesn't do well. So...yay!
4) When Carolina told Sandy how sad she was that Sandy was going to be going home. We always love it when they're completely oblivious.
Bottom Four:
1) Coach – He says his plan is to shake up the game so that it’s no longer the weak people who win. Great idea. I can’t wait for a final five filled with a bunch of dumb meatheads. Did he miss the outwit part of the Survivor tagline? Also, did you see his hair?2) Sandy – This lady is all sorts of crazy. The fact that she had an outburst when her tribe voted for her doesn’t bode well for her future in the game. She should have been trying to butter them up, not alienate herself further.
3) Carolina – The idea of cleaning up the outdoors is ridiculous, and so was her voice. Good riddance.
4) Erinn – We didn't see much of her, but what we did see didn't really impress. Plus, she's already in the bottom four just for spelling her name with two Ns.
Core Four:
1) Sierra – Knowing that she made a bad first impression on her tribe, she build them a whole camp instead of selfishly searching for the idol. Then she did well in the challenge, completely changing her tribe’s opinion of her (except Coach’s, but he’s a moron).2) Tyson – We all know that Survivor loves an exhibitionist, and Tyson looks a lot better naked than Richard Hatch. Plus, he kind of kicked ass at the challenge.
3) JT – We fully recognize that he might end up annoying the crap out of us, but we love us a good country boy. Also, he said that getting along with his tribemates is going to be the hardest part of the game for him, so at least he’s self aware.
4) Brendan – We barely saw any of him, but the fact that he didn’t buy into Coach’s bullshit automatically makes us like him.
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