Real World: Brooklyn (Episode 2) Recap

Last week on the Real World we met the eight strangers who were picked to live in a house, have their lives taped, and find out what happens when they stop being polite and start getting real. JD was cool. Ryan was homophobic, Baya was nothing, Scott had abs, and Katelynn didn’t tell her roommates she was transgender. This episode is called “The Outs and Ins of Brooklyn” so I can only assume Katelynn will reveal that’s she transgender to more of the housemates.

Spoilers after the jump.

To start the episode Blayne finds lube and an XL condom in JD’s stuff and proceeds to ask JD all sorts of questions about his sex life. I’m pretty sure Blayne’s just trying to see JD’s penis...because you know, he’s straight. JD tells Blayne that he is not his boyfriend, and Blayne is secretly hurt. After their exchange, Blayne continues to obsess about the size of JD’s penis. Suuure you’re not gay.


Sarah is doing Katelynn’s hair. They apparently get along really well, and Katelynn tells her that she’s transgender. Sarah doesn’t see it as a big deal. She’s very supportive, which makes me like her more. No surprises there.

We hear a doorbell ring and Ryan yells that someone should answer it. It is then revealed that it is actually an alarm clock that Ryan is holding and then proceeds to send JD on a wild goose chase as they try to determine who is there all while Ryan and Blayne yell for them to answer it with increasing exasperation.

“So, the lame bus just pulled into our kitchen and dropped off yet another discussion.” Wow, discussions, that must suck, Ryan. Sarah shoots of crap about how there should be a modern Renaissanst, whatever that is, and something about Egyptians, while Ryan looks on in disgust. We also get little gems such as Katelynn’s, “the polytheists knew how to get down” and “everyone wants to save the porpoises, no one gives a shit about the tuna.” The discussion ends with Sarah and Katelynn deciding they should teach a class and write a book.


In the next showing of the housemates’ maturity, someone put a banana in a condom in the fish tanks, killing all the fish. Speculation indicates that it was either Blayne, or Ryan and Blayne. JD is very pissed about this because it means Blayne must have been going through is things. I agree that it is not that funny, but perhaps someone is inordinately upset about this. Sarah, JD, and Devyn decide Sarah should lecture Blayne about it.

Blayne doesn’t take this confrontation very well and calls the rest of the housemates judgmental, and that’s coming from the Mormon. He says he didn’t go through any of JD’s stuff and that the condom was his own (couldn’t JD tell that wasn’t an XL?). I think Blayne is probably telling the truth because we saw no clips of this happening. That just seems like something the producers would want to show. The two of them end the argument in agreement, I guess, but they both still seem pissed off.

Now we move on to Baya, Katelynn, and Sarah going to an Afro-Caribbean dance class. Shots of Baya dancing well and Sarah and Katelynn looking terribly awkward follow. Is it just me, or is this episode kind of boring?

On the way back from the dance class, Katelynn comes out as transgender to Baya. Three down, four to go. Katelynn tells them that she has no intention of ever telling Blayne and Ryan. For some reason they think that they’re immature and would make tasteless jokes. Why would they think that?

Baya has decided to audition at the Hip Hop Dance Conservatory. She’s trying to get everything in order, and is all stressed about it, and she’s nervous because she feels like is not experienced enough. Ryan is also feeling nervous about auditioning and says, “Dude, I don’t have a chance in hell of making it on that dance team. You...kinda do.” I liked that.

In another example of Blayne not being gay, he wears eyeliner for the housemate trip to the gay area of NYC. Blayne laments that he gets hit on by gay guys all the time, wonder why?


While at the gay bar Ryan looks extremely uncomfortable but when JD offers Ryan $100 to dance with the drag queen, Miss Peppermint, he accepts. When he doesn’t dance at all, they change the bet to a kiss on the cheek. When he gets a lip full instead, the roommate flips out and Ryan looks horrified. Ryan proceeds to brush his teeth 5 times.

The roomies are happy for Ryan that he’s opening up. Ryan calls his girlfriend and tells her they need to talk. He tells her that he kissed someone and after she tells Ryan she hates him, he tells her that it was a drag queen.


Time for Baya’s audition. Baya gets put on the spot with questions by Safi, the drill-sergeant dance instructor. She felt like she wasn’t in tune with the music and didn’t do well. Based on all the “fun” they had at the audition, she’d probably be lucky not to get in.


Now Blayne’s family is visiting...his mom, sisters, and brother. They’re all very Aryan. They think it’s “way cool” that JD is a dolphin trainer. Later on in the car Blayne and Ryan tell Blayne’s mom that he’s gay and she remarks, “Well that’s why he’s so nice!” During her tearful departure, she reminds Blayne not to wear eyeliner again.

It ends up that Baya did get in to the Hip Hop Dance Conservatory, but decided not to do it. Good decision.

JD comes home shitfaced from a bar ranting about people who don’t speak English at the drugstore he went to. He tried to get chapstick and the lady thought he wanted cigarettes. Blayne calls him rude, and that’s definitely something coming from Blayne. Blayne got upset that JD was being rude to an immigrant and a fight ensued. JD ends the fight with, “Go read your Bible. Goodnight.” The next day Blayne decides to let JD go for it because he was drunk at the time of the incident.

JD hooks Baya up with a choreographer he knows. Baya looks like she feels more comfortable and happy in this environment.


JD opens up to Blayne about his childhood. He’s the youngest of five, and all of them have different fathers. JD was the only one to graduate from high school and go college. They share a nice, bonding moment that closes off the episode.

So, this was not exactly the most exciting episode of the Real World I’ve ever seen. Hopefully, things will get more dramatic soon because I can only watch so much of Blayne’s pranks and Baya dancing in a studio. Maybe we’ll even see the mysterious eigth roommate, the elusive Scott. I, personally, don’t think he even exists.

Core Four:
This week we had an easier time thinking of our Core Four. Maybe these attention whores are growing on us.


Sarah: She seems to get along with everyone, and she handled Katelynn coming out to her really well. Plus, despite our general dislike for people covered in tattoos, we think she's pretty okay.

Ryan: He may have come across homophobic last week, but this week he seems more open minded. We definitely appreciated that. Plus he’s funny.

Baya: She hasn’t really done anything controversial, but it’s nice to see someone actually pursue their dreams while on the show instead of hoping they’ll fall in their lap.

JD: Even if he is a slurring drunk who hates on immigrants, he’s probably the most likable of the housemates, scary, huh?

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The Bachelor: Jason Mesnik (Episode 2) Recap

Last week, we saw 25 women shamelessly throw themselves at a man they had never even met. This week, I'm looking forward to seeing 15 women shamelessly throw themselves at a man they have barely met. If last week was any indication, Shannon will be creepy, Megan will shout obscenities, Stephanie will cake on some make-up, and Jillian will be Canadian. Bring on the date boxes.

The bitch fights (and my review/recap) begin after the jump.

We start off with a recap, like usual. Okay, I have to ask...why do they insist on showing Deanna rejecting Jason over and over again? We get it. We don’t need to watch how horrible it was for him over and over and over again. Jason compliments a lot of the women, and then talks about Renee, “I don’t get it.” Neither do we Jason, neither do we. He says that Shannon clearly knows the most about him. Uh...way to state the obvious, buddy. When talking about the girl he had the biggest connection with, Jason says that “it was really easy with Nikki.” Not the first or last time someone has said that about one of these girls, I’m sure. Megan says that she’s not used to people hating her? How is that even possible? Because honestly, she’s really really unlikable. Plenty of people have to dislike her. Probably at least half of the people she encounters. Maybe more. So, that was a seven minute intro before the show even started. Kind of ridiculous. I feel gypped! But oh well, onto the show!


The girls all show up in a limo, ready to move into the house. Chris Harrison, thank god, is there to greet them. We do not see nearly enough of Chris Harrison in the show. The girls are impressed by the house. Shocking. One notes about the pool, “It’s warm. It’s really warm”. No duh, it’s a pool. What did you expect, ice water?

Then Chris Harrison calls everyone together to announce, I dunno, the rules or something. In case the girls haven’t all watched the show obsessively in the past. He goes over the usual...roses, dates, etc. Ohh...now something is different. Not everyone will be going on a date with Jason every week. I agree with the girls when they say this sucks, because I thought the point was to get to know him.

Jason shows up randomly to hang out with the girls by the pool. I totally underestimated Jason. He might actually be the best bachelor ever. He actually wants to get to know them in a casual setting. Hopefully his pool party will go better than Deanna’s did. Maybe the girls will come across (and look) more real. Stephanie perhaps? I can only hope.


Jason calls Megan over to talk to make sure she’s okay, which is sweet of him. Jason assures her that she would have gotten a rose either way, and she’s super relieved. Man, I dislike her, but I did feel for her a little bit there....until she started talking more. Then I was over her again.

A lot of the girls, including Stephanie (who does, in fact, look way better with less makeup), are very impressed at the sight of Jason with his shirt off. Natalie, who I didn’t like so much last time, does a pretty darn good slow-motion interpretation of how the girls looked at Jason when he took his shirt off. I’m definitely starting to like her.

Jillian says she thought Jason was a ketchup person. Another part of her theory...“Once your kraut, you’re out.” That catch phrase would have been cuter without the Canadian accent. Is the whole “how to judge a man by what he puts on his hotdog” topic going to be only thing Jillian talks about with Jason? Because I’m sick of it already.

Shannon discusses her game plan, which involves rubbing Jason down. Not a bad plan, actually. God knows I’ve won many guys over that way. Just kidding. I’m not a whore. Jason asks if Shannon feels like she’s “gotten a lot of the craziness out of her life”, and she says she does, which is weird, because I saw a hell of a lot of craziness from her last episode. Jason likes that Shannon tells him how much she wants to be there. She definitely seems a bit less stalkerish today. The way she looked at him continues to be creepy, though. It was like she wanted to butter him up and eat him, which, honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if she did.

A rose comes with an envelope for Jason. It’s from the very important Chris Harrison. Jason is supposed to give the rose to the woman he wants to spend an evening with that night. The competition is sooo on.

Lauren is talking to Jason about what the experience being on the show was like for him. And how he wanted her to have a rose. And something about quizzes. And the languages her grandfather spoke. Okay. I’m not going to go so far as to say I like Lauren, but I do see a competitive edge in her that I like. Competition isn’t necessarily a bad thing, even on this show.

Naomi, who slaps bitches, also worked with orphans. Suuuure.


Nikki gives Stephanie advice on getting 1-on-1 time, which is actually super nice. Jason is talking to Natalie, and yeah, I definitely like Natalie now. Stephanie awkwardly stands behind Natalie and Jason as they talk, but handles it graciously and is embarrassed by how awkward it was. I’m glad she’s self-aware enough to know she should be embarrassed. I like her. She seems reasonable. How weird for this show.

Now Jason grabs the rose, and everyone gets super nervous. Natalie thinks she’ll get the rose, and I think she’s wrong. Jason offers the rose to Jillian, who I am quickly losing patience with. Did Stephanie never get her 1-on-1 time? That’s crappy.

Natalie runs upstairs and cries because Jillian got the date, and Raquel comforts her. I knew I liked Raquel. I like it when the girls can help each other through this because they are obviously dealing with the same things. Hopefully Natalie gets over this though, because when they get too upset it starts to annoy me. Dating more than one girl at once is kind of the point of the show...

Lauren says (jokingly) that she’s glad she didn’t get the date because Jillian didn’t have time to do her hair. If she got the date, she would have had to wear her hair curly....or (gasp) in a ponytail. Eh, whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better about it.

Jillian and Jason’s date is at Disney Hall, where Deanna took Jesse. Is this a sign? I want Jillian to stop talking. Her accent is so annoying. I can’t even concentrate on what she’s saying because it’s all I can hear. If she says “Get out,” one more time, I’ll fly to Canada and strangle her. Inside Disney Hall, Jason (and by Jason I mean the producers), has arranged for a private performance for them by Robin Thicke. Is it just me, or would these private performances be awkward? They dance and Jillian talks about how amazing the date was. Jillian almost sounds like she is going to cry every time she gives an interview. Does that mean things went badly or she is just overwhelmed with joy?

Switch to the girls talking about their date, and if they think they’ve kissed yet. A date box arrives for Melissa. The card says “Let’s take our relationship to new heights,” so...some sort of helicopter or plane ride? Cut to shot of Megan looking pissed...big surprise.

Now we go back to Jason and Jillian, dancing. Talking head Jillian talks about how romantic and intimate it was, and then we see them kissing. A lot. So, Jillian scores the first kiss.

Jillian returns home for the date, and the girls want to hear everything. She admits that they kissed. Melissa gets nervous because of that.

Now it’s time for Melissa’s date. Talking head Melissa says she was in a relationship from age 15 to 22, and that this is her first real date in 3 years. She afraid of being too nervous. Jason says that Melissa fits the mold of the type of girl he goes for, but he’s afraid girls that fit that mold aren’t ready to settle down.

Their date starts on the beach. Melissa brings up being a Cowboys cheerleader (finally). They talk a bit, and Jason is surprised that Melissa has been in a long relationship, wants to teach, and loves children. I guess he’s surprised that she has depth?

Cut to the girls, and a date box arrives. The date is for Natalie, Erika, Naomi, Nikki, Lauren, Kari, Sharon, and Molly. “Let’s put the glam into Hollywood glamour”. Megan, Shannon, Stephanie, Raquel, and Lisa all don’t have dates with Jason, which could be a definite disadvantage at the rose ceremony.


Back to the Melissa/Jason date...a Goodyear blimp/magic eight ball shows up. Melissa is very impressed. Then the Goodyear blimp/wingman gets Jason a kiss. The blimp then asks if they want to go for a ride. Wait, is she dating Jason or the blimp? They get in, and the camera pans to a shot of a rose in the blimp. The sun is setting as they go for the ride, and it’s actually really cool. Jason asks Melissa to accept the rose (which we all expected) and they kiss again. Jason says it’s been a long time since he’s had a passionate kiss like that. Sucks for Jillian, eh?

Jason takes the group date girls (Molly, Sharon, Naomi, Nikki, Kari, Natalie, and Erica) on a Pretty Woman-esque shopping spree and then takes them to a hotel. Kind of a side note, but I would just like to reiterate the fact that Sharon annoys me.

Erica talks about how it’s hard dating someone who’s dating others, because it feels like cheating. Her last boyfriend cheated on her with a 52 year old. Whoa. What does that say about her, exactly?


Now it’s bikini time, a staple of like...every date on the bachelor. Jason decides to hold a talent show. He does some sort of break dancing, which isn't really break dancing at all. Kari, Molly, and Sharon do “synchronized swimming”. Molly steals Jason for one-on-one time. She claims her real talent is that she’s a good kisser. I see. And then she demonstrates. Yeah, I don’t think someone could use that line and not annoy me.

Nikki and Natalie fight because Natalie wants to talk about who Jason is kissing and Nikki doesn’t...or something equally stupid. Nikki doesn’t think Natalie is the person who is right for “not only Ty, but also Jason”. She also tells the camera that she’s only kissed one person since she was 17. Whoa. How old is she?

Nikki and Jason have 1-on-1 time, and Nikki talks about how a lot of the other girls aren’t ready to be Moms. I liked her last episode, but she needs to pull the stick out of her ass.

Naomi takes him away so that they can “talk AND kiss, which will be way better than the kiss with Molly”. Clearly someone’s in it for competition true love. Jason tells Naomi she is a good person (who handles bitches with a slap), and they kiss. That makes 4 girls so far. Now, Naomi tells the camera she doesn’t want to be petty. I would have found it easier to believe if she hadn’t excitedly told the camera that her kiss with Jason was longer than Molly’s only minutes earlier.

Now it’s rose time! And Jason picks...Molly. Naomi’s kiss might have been longer, but I guess he liked Molly’s better.

They arrive at the house. Jason walks the girls in, and Raquel sneaks into the limo to steal some 1-on-1 time with him. He comes in, and she says, “Did you have enough of me already?” She might have meant it as a joke, but it sounds kind of...creepy. She comes across...desperate or something here. And the whole thing is just super awkward. Then she tells the camera she wants Jason to fall so in love with her he never wants to be with anyone else for the rest of his life if she dies. Those Brazilians are a passionate bunch, huh?

Now (with 50 minutes left), it’s Rose Ceremony night, I guess. Jason wants to use the night to get to know the girls he didn’t have dates with.

Jason talks to Kari, who was upset she didn’t get 1-on-1 time on the date. Wouldn’t you get so sick of having to reassure insecure girls?

Oh look! Now we’re onto Jason reassuring Lauren. She wants him to initiate things. Things like what exactly? Jason thinks she might need more than he can give her at the moment.

Nikki and Melissa talk about how the girls might be more selfish than selfless. Even though I think Nikki might be a little too serious, she does have a good point. I suppose it’s better to be serious about this than to think it’s just a fun way to get on TV.


Now Jason talks to Shannon, who thinks he doesn’t remember her name...but stalkers are hard to forget! Jason quizzes Shannon...on him. She doesn’t want to talk about it, because well, she might actually realize how creepy it is. Shannon has trouble holding a conversation with him, because he’s cute. Jason has mixed feelings about her stalkerness.

Megan says that she thinks she and Stephanie are both “magnificent women”. Is it just me, or should you maybe not say something like that about yourself? Stephanie tells the girls what happened to her husband. She and the other girls get very choked up about it, and this moment actually felt more genuine than when she told Jason. I guess she wanted to keep the mood lighter the first time she met Jason.

Jason and Stephanie talk about her daughter, Sophia, whose birthday is the next day. Stephanie tells the camera that she's pretty much scoping out Jason as a father figure for her daughter.

Now onto 1-on-1 time with Lisa. She tells him that her grandmother has cancer and just found out she's terminal. Lisa decides to leave to be with her family. I respect that she made that decision, because I think some people (cough Sharon cough) have put Jason in front of the rest of their lives without any sort of commitment from him. Talking heads of Shannon and Lauren, who are happy that there’s one less girl to compete with. Nice.

Megan gets her alone time now. Her son’s name is Deacon Sawyer? What the frick? They’re talking, but Jason is stolen by Molly, who’s carrying her rose with her. I don’t like Megan, but that was a crappy move on Molly's part. They talk about how Molly is “chill”. Sure. She says she can’t be selfish, which is odd since she just cut into Megan’s time.

When Megan goes back inside and talks to the girls, Erica commiserates with Megan, and then tells Molly that she doesn’t think she did anything wrong. Megan calls her out on it and Erica then flips her shit and storms out of the room. Why in the world am I siding with Megan here? I can’t stand the girl. Eh, I hope they both get sent home. Yay for girl fights!

Transition to Jason talking to Nikki. He says that she has “amazing qualities”, as the camera pans up her chest. Nikki talks AGAIN to him about some of the girls aren’t ready for what he wants.

Erica’s still upset about the Megan thing. Apparently the fact that Megan hasn’t had confrontations before means she hasn’t been real with people. Um...or she’s not a total bitch. Erica points out to Megan that she got the most votes, and Megan reminds Erica that she got the second most. Touché. Erica reveals that she thinks her name was put down second most because she was a threat. Really? REALLY?? Wow, she is delusional for sure.

Chris Harrison comes in (FINALLY) to say that it’s time for Jason to go deliberate.


In the deliberation room, Jason tells the dashing Chris Harrison that he can tell that the girls are vying for his attention more than before. Stephanie is still “amazing”. I kind of agree. He says he feels bad she’s going to miss her daughter’s birthday. So, that means she’s staying? Lauren wasn’t comfortable tonight, and Jason thinks she might be a little too high maintenance. Quite true. Jason has a ton in common with Nikki, and thinks she really cares that things turn out well for him. Maybe, but she’s a bit too intense, I think. Jason is relieved that Shannon doesn’t actually know everything about him; I’m a bit relieved too. Maybe she’s not going to murder him when she leaves. Now they discuss Raquel, who seemed desperate. Jason thinks she goes after what she wants, and he definitely notices her. Jason talks about how hard this is. As for who’s going home, I’m going to guess Sharon (since we didn’t see her at all), and maybe Erica (God willing) or Raquel (her insecurity definitely showed). If it were up to me, though, it’d be Erica and Leno-chinned Naomi. We’ll see what Jason thinks.

It’s time for the roses! Jillian, Melissa, and Molly already have them, so they’re safe. And the roses go to:

Megan (the mom): Trashy, but she was right in the fight with Erica.

Nikki (the “mom” to the group): Mommy complex perhaps?

Lauren (the attention whore): Maybe she’ll stop whining now.

Naomi (the bitch): Well, there go my hopes...

Stephanie (the widow): Guess she’ll miss her daughter’s party.


Kari (from Kansas): Not much to say, we really didn’t see much of her this episode.

Natalie (the funny one): I’m glad she got it, so you can suck it Nikki.

Shannon (the stalker): She lives to stalk another day.

Chris Harrison come out and tells us that this is the final rose. And it goes to…

Erica (ewwwww): Just ew. Jason, I am very disappointed in you...

That means Raquel and Sharon are going home. Not big surprises there. I guess that the awkward limo conversation with Raquel turned Jason off. I can’t say I blame him. And Sharon, well, I think we all saw this one coming. The only reason she wasn’t one of the ones I wanted gone was because I knew she wouldn’t last long either way. Sharon handles the rejection alright. Raquel thinks maybe she was too aggressive, and I’d kind of agree. Wait, did she just say she fell in love with Jason? What? No.


Anyway, next week on the Bachelor: Stephanie gets a 1-on-1 date and her daughter shows up, the girls all make molds of their breasts, and (shockingly) there’s a lot of drama at the rose ceremony. I, for one, can’t wait!

Core Four
There’s still 12 left, so this shouldn’t have been as hard as it was. We did manage to pick though.


Melissa: Still cute and bubbly, but we saw that she has depth to her too. Once again, what’s not to like?

Natalie: We weren’t that fond of her last episode, but she’s shown that she’s fun and has a sense of humor. Our minds have officially been changed.

Stephanie: She’s classy, rational, and self-aware...kind of makes you wonder why she’s on the Bachelor, huh?

Lisa: Okay, she may have left tonight, but we really respect the fact that she values her family more than fame. Sadly, we don’t think all the girls would have made the same choice.


So...who would you all put in your Core Four? Who do you want to see gone (check our our poll on this question too)? Who do you think deserves a 1-on-1 date with Jason next episode?

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Core Four Reasons Jason is in our Core Four (Again)

1) Got to give it to the guy, he looks good without a shirt on. We are definitely not complaining about any pool time.

2) Even though he kissed Jillian, he liked kissing Melissa more, and we like him for that.

3) He “break-dances” like a nerdy white boy, and it’s really cute.

4) We appreciate that he made a point to spend time with the girls in a more relaxed setting. Pool parties are always fun, unless you’re Deanna.

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Core Four Reasons Melissa is in our Core Four (Again)

1) Like Jason, we were glad to hear that Melissa aspires to more than just being a cheerleader.

2) She may not have been the first kiss, but she was obviously the best...the chemistry is definitely there.

3) Unlike some people (cough Molly cough), she let the girls who didn't already have roses spend time with Jason before the Rose Ceremony.

4) It was endearing how nervous she was before her date. And the fact that she dated the same guy from age 15 to 22 and hasn't had a date in a few years means she's not a slut. How many of these girls can you say that about?

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Core Four Reasons Stephanie is in our Core Four

1. Without make-up plastered to her face, she’s actually pretty. We’re glad she let her natural beauty shine this week.

2. The bonus clip at the end of the episode was hilarious. She may have brought a whole department store with her, but at least she has a sense of humor about it.

3. You can tell she cares a lot about her daughter AND is acting in a manner that her daughter wouldn’t be embarrassed by (unlike Megan).

4. She seems to have class and tact, two things that most of these girls couldn’t spot if they were dangling in front of their faces.

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Core Four Reasons Natalie is in our Core Four

1) She has a sense of humor - her impression of the girls reacting to Jason shirtless cracked us up.

2) She's the blondest one left. Yay for diversity (or at least as close to diversity as we're going to get on this show).

3) Even though her breakdown might signal that she can't handle the situation, it did seem like she cared about time with Jason more than competition.

4) I can't help it...gotta give love to my fellow Chicago girls!

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The Bachelor 13: Jason Mesnik - The Return of Deanna Pappas

There's quite a bit of speculation about what will happen when Deanna comes to the Bachelor to talk to Jason (who she so cruelly rejected last season AFTER LETTING HIM PROPOSE).

The facts:

1) Deanna makes some sort of appearance on the show, saying “I think I made a mistake”.
2) She also says, “You haven’t proposed yet. You still have a chance”.
3) She had already broken up with Jesse when she appeared on the show

That’s pretty much it. So basically...it could be anything. Obviously the producers want us to believe that she’s showing up to say that she screwed up by not picking Jason, is in love with him, and wants another chance. But honestly, how likely is that?

Read my theory after the jump.

Deanna may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but is she really THAT stupid? I’m going to guess no. Jason’s doing the show. He’s over her. And just because Deanna would have taken Brad back months after he rejected her, it doesn’t mean Jason’s the same way. And I think she knows better than that. Plus, honestly, she didn’t want Jason then, why would she want him now? Clearly if she was going to chase after anyone, it’d be Graham. Wait...has she shown up at his house yet? Do we get to see that?

More likely, Deanna is coming to warn Jason about some sort of mistake she made on the show...rushing into things, not considering certain factors, being a self-involved bimbo...that sort of thing. Not quite as dramatic, but I’m sure her arrival will still stir up lots of drama with the girls. Didn’t the previews show Shannon saying Deanna’s presence made her want to hurl herself off the balcony or something like that?


I hope I’m wrong though, and Deanna shows up asking for another chance. I’d love to see Jason reject her. Karma’s a bitch.

So...what do you all think? Theories? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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It's official...Chet IS Blayne

So, after watching the Real World: Brooklyn, we noticed an uncanny resemblance between Real Worlder Chet Cannon and the flamboyant Blayne Walsh of Project Runway fame.


Besides the obvious physical similarities, they both have a penchant for neon colors, sewing, and artful hair styling. At first we thought it was just a coincidence, but we're onto you, Blayne. That's one way to prolong your 15 minutes of fame...

We'll now officially be referring to Chet as Blayne.

Is there anything after the jump?

No.

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